All Leif had to do was sit in a button down. All he wanted to do was dry hump other pooches, take a steaming poop, and ignore our every ask.
One unusable duct tape harness: 25min
A better duct tape harness: 20min
Sketchy scaffolding to lift Otto 6ft off the ground: 45min
30 borderline-useless photos plus a hint of photoshop: 105min
Actual Air Bud can dribble, shoot, and score. He went on to play hockey, baseball and coach the local soccer team.
Leo breathes incessantly into your crotch, barks at shadows, and one time we had to pull 3ft of yarn out of his ass.
We weren't planning to use Leo twice in this email, but Hoss looked so depressed that we knew PETA was gonna paint the town red if that photo ever hit the streets.
We couldn't properly show our hot Summer gear on these dogs cause they have stupid non-human bodies...so here is a .gif.
PSA: If you ever need to extract vital information from the Shinesty marketing team, force us to coordinate a bunch of dogs for a photo shoot. Sure it sounds like all fetch and dog kisses...but it's really full of dogs running away and us deciding whether or not to pick up their poops.
Stay Weird & Spin On