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Matching Couples Swimwear

Let’s go through a matching couples swimwear scenario. Daytona Beach. It’s hotter than a crock’s crotch. You and your significant other have been pounding Four Lokos. The cocktail of intense sun exposure, rounds of beach volleyball, and malt liquor puts you on the ballot for Mayor of Snoozeville. Before you conk-out, you whisper your final words, “Do not. Leave me. On this. Grody beach.” Fortunately, you’re wearing couples swimsuits, so, you’re able to easily pinpoint your boo from a mile away and enlighten them of your impending fate. These his and hers swimsuits are ready to take on that bender - be a power couple and wear his and hers swimwear.

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Rock your next pool party in this matching swimwear for couples

Are you still embarrassed to match with somebody? Yes? Well you’re wrong. Let me change your mind on how to feel about matching swimwear for couples. I’ve grown up with the understanding that things are supposed to match, even when it wasn’t cool. Take my word for it that the curtains matched the drapes until I was old enough to learn that drapes are gross. My mom forced me to wear matching outfits with my brother despite the age gap of 6 years and the ripe elderly age of 13 for me. But that’s just how it is. Things match. Well, up until recently, I wasn’t about it. But I am now an enlightened soul. Come hither and listen to the proclamation of the good word. His and her swimwear is so fuego that you could break a sweat in a walk-in freezer. Match your beau or bae at your next wet and wild pool party in patterns like our denim bikini and swim trunks. Your mom called and said she’ll buy you and babe a couples swimsuit, so text that link over ASAP and get ready to explain why you want to swim in jeans.

Stand out from the crowd this Summer in His & Her Swimwear

There’s a fine line between infamous clout and social scandal. You walk that line on the high side when you choose to wear the ultimate matching couples swimsuit instead of that faded bikini and briefs from 3 summers ago. Years ago, you may have felt like the prom King and Queen of the pool party, but now, you either just strutted down the damp concrete runway with your areolas out or had a little slip up because of the worn out mesh in your swim trunks. When you strip down to your skivvies, you want to watch ice fall out of drooling mouths, but not because someone can see your woman and manhood, but because you’re wearing a swimsuit so iconic that it brings others to jealous tears. As a couple, your goal should always be to get each other wet and make other couples jealous of your junk. We want to help you get damp and catch stares in this matching swimwear for couples.

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