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UNSURPASSED SUMMER ASS AMERICAN FLAG SWIM BRIEFS

$8.99

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"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

Product Details

  • Fits small 
  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co

Description

** Due to the sheer awesomeness of this swim brief, select sizes have sold out and are available for pre-order. Noted sizes will ship late April 2018 **

The swim brief...it's swim attire once reserved for Europeans and larger older men who own yachts. Well, that's no longer the case. Introducing the unsurpassed summer ass, the only American flag swim briefs that say exactly how they feel. From the beach to the above-ground, these nut huggers are here to tell the world exactly what's under your hood. An American flag swimsuit, especially a patriotic speedo can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, but they're always one thing: savage.

Sizing Notes: These bad boys are designed to fit a little tight so you don't lose 'em high diving into the pool. Shinesty recommends buying a size up if you're between sizes.

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