Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
Buck the recent fad of boxer briefs and return to a tried and true classic with ...our collection of men’s briefs with a built-in Ball Hammock® pouch. Men’s underwear briefs have been around forever, and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. And on the off-chance your briefs DO break, we offer free returns and exchanges so you’re covered. Let me ask you this: What’s the point of suffering through all those leg days at the gym if you’re just gonna cover up your massive quads with boxers? Show off every inch of those tree trunk thighs with a flattering pair of men’s Ball Hammock® pouch briefs. And speaking of tree trunks, the Ball Hammock® pouch will make sure your acorns don’t fall to the forest floor and get eaten by squirrels. Not to mention, the bulge-enhancing properties of these men’s pouch briefs will make even the tiniest twig look like a mighty branch. And I know what you’re thinking: “Aren’t briefs what nerds wear?” Absolutely. And now all those nerds are tech billionaires. And you know who else wore briefs? Your grandpa when he was saving our country during World War 2. So quit trying to come up with excuses and embrace the heroic lifestyle of men’s briefs.
Welcome Back To Briefs: They've Missed You
Men's briefs. You grew up wearing them, but then one day you stopped. Big mistake. After years of letting your junk slap against your thighs, let us welcome you back to the world of comfort and support with our Ball Hammock men's underwear briefs. You're a full grown man and when it comes to underwear you deserve a no-frills, high quality product. And good news: You've found it. With our men's pouch briefs, what you see is what you get. But don't let the straightforward nature of this cut fool you. It still comes in every fun, silly, and raunch design we make. The only thing brief about these briefs for men is how long you should wait to buy some. Let your balls take these pouch briefs for a spin and reminisce about the good old days before they started sagging and growing stubble.
Men's Briefs: The Most Reliable Underwear Ever Created
They've been around forever, and there's a reason why. Men's briefs are a simple, elegant solution to the classic problem: How do I protect my pants from my butt? It didn't take a team of engineers in a lab to develop these Ball Hammock men's underwear briefs. Hell, they've dug up dinosaur skeletons that were wearing briefs. These things have stood the test of time. In fact, after the nuclear apocalypse wipes out humanity, the only things left on Earth will be cockroaches, Twinkies, and men's briefs. As soon as you're potty trained, you switch from diapers to briefs. They're your first step in the journey to becoming a man. When you were a kid, you were happy enough with plain white briefs. But now that you're all grown up, it's time to move from PG to rated R with a brief for men featuring one of our millions (just a guesstimate) of awesome designs.