The Cowmasutra
Naughty Abstract Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs
Remember when Gateway got people to buy crappy computers just to get a box with a cow pattern on it? If you do, this sexy cow print will send you down memory lane. If you don't, then you're younger than me and I'm jealous of how much life you still have ahead of you. Savor it, you fool!