They want to sit on your face. Let them. Shinesty sunglasses have sun blocking range beyond your wildest, wettest dreams. Retro sunglasses, 90s sunglasses, and vintage-inspired shades so you can hide your sinning eyes from your mother, who despite your best efforts definitely knows exactly what you've been up to.
Granny gold sunglasses to paint your back porch red and visor sunglasses for blocking out the haters. What more could you ask for? You could ask for American flag sunglasses, or ski sunglasses and we’ve got those too damnit.
All to say, what you want is what we've got, 90's, 80's, and 70's sunglasses keeping it shady through the decades. Mirrored, reflective, and tinted sunglasses, that would not be street legal on my '96 Camry. Or possibly you want some colorful sunglasses? Well this has gone on pretty long at this point but you probably know that we have those too.