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Black polarized sunglasses for men


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Do you feel unexciting, insecure, blinded by the sun? If so, ask your local Shinesty retailer if Macho polarized shades are right for you. Yellow and red mirrored sunglasses have been proven to increase self-confidence and catch the attention of the opposite sex. Those in a committed relationship should consult their partner before purchasing such sick nasty shades. Side effects may include: soreness from an increased frequency of high fives, excessive compliments, and overuse of your genitals. If your swagger lasts for more than 24 hours, please write us a review.

Product Details

  • Revo Lenses
  • Hides 100% of dark circles
  • Polarized
  • Not Oakley goggle sunglasses
  • Versatile: These babies double as 80s sunglasses and ski sunglasses
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co.

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