paradICE™ Ball Hammock® Pouch Cooling Underwear

Stay frosty with paradICE™ Cooling Underwear. Made of patented brrr° cooling fabric scientifically proven to keep you up to 3° cooler. Whether you live an active lifestyle, or sit on the couch all day like me but want to have the OPTION of being active, then you need cooling underwear, men. The secret to paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock™ Pouch Underwear is the Triple Chill Effect. Enhanced Cooling Fibers won’t lose their effect over time, because the fabric is infused with natural cooling minerals. Hyper Wicking action moves sweat and moisture away from your skin. And Performance Drying means paradICE™ men’s cooling underwear will stay fresher longer. But you should probably still shower every now and then. This cooling men’s underwear is also engineered with mesh panels in strategic locations to maximize airflow. So say goodbye to Swamp Ass, Swamp Waist, & Swamp Thigh. Guaranteed to keep you cool in the toughest situations. Want to wait until April 14th to start your taxes? You can stay cool. Want to walk up to a grizzly bear and punch it in the face? You can stay cool. You’ll be dead, but your corpse will be incredibly comfortable. Simply put, paradICE™ Cooling Boxer Briefs are the best cool breathable boxer briefs you can buy ANYWHERE…on our website. Cooling Underwear that Keeps your Meat out of the Heat. There’s nothing worse than a burnt space sausage, so we developed the best cooling boxer briefs in the entire milky way galaxy. We took our world famous Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and elevated them to a whole new level of cool. Meet The Polar Pair™. We may have requested some help from extraterrestrials, but we did our fair share of work by translating those crop circles into a blueprint for the breathable mesh fabric used on our cooling pouch underwear. Shinesty’s Ball Hammock® cooling underwear are like a portal that sends your little astro-nuts to the cool, weightless void of space. You must be wondering, does a cooling boxer protect against solar flares? Unfortunately not, even the best cooling underwear will disintegrate after being dosed with 800 picometers of pure sunshine. Stop Burning your Meat, Slide your Meatballs into a pair of the Best Cooling Underwear. It’s almost like having your dangling participle teleported to a galaxy of pure delight. If you’re in the heat it’s a no-brainer to snag some cooling underwear that will wick away sweat and actively cool your skin through cooling minerals integrated right into the brrr°™ fabric. Crush that yard work like never before knowing that SWASS is an issue of the past. Your grill game will never be the same, when you can 100% focus on getting the perfect char on that sweet T-Bone instead of worrying about charring your P-Bone. The Polar Pair™ cooling underwear are so chill you’d almost think they’re nihilist or something.