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The Polar Pair™ Ball Hammock® Pouch Cooling Boxers

Well, howdy there pardner! It’s pretty hot this time of year so I reckon you’re gonna need to snag a pair of the best cooling underwear if you’re gonna mosey around these parts: The Polar Pair™. Shinesty has developed a futuristic cooling boxer, complete with our world famous pouch those fancy folk use way out in New York City. Last week they brought a scientist out here in a wagon, and he talked about all the witchcraft that makes The Polar Pair™ the best cooling underwear around. He wouldn’t stop yapping about the built-in pouch made from mesh, the cooling waistband, and how it was more durable than MicroModal, whatever that means. I’m just a simpleton, but even I could understand that these undergarments were quick drying and moisture wicking after he explained how the cooling minerals were integrated to create the best cooling boxer briefs. The ol’ ball and chain was complaining that I adjust my trouser varmint too much, so I skedaddled to the mercantile to snag The Polar Pair™ Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and haven’t looked back since. I reckon I might even get a pair for my horse if they made 'em that big. Anyways, sorry to chew yer ear off friend. Safe travels!

Well, howdy there pardner! It’s pretty hot this time of year so I reckon you’re gonna need to snag a pair of the best cooling underwear if you’re gonna mosey around these parts: The Polar Pair™. Shinesty has developed a futuristic cooling boxer, complete with our world famous pouch those fancy folk use way out in New York City. Last week they brought a scientist out here in a wagon, and he talked about all the witchcraft that makes The Polar Pair™ the best cooling underwear around. He wouldn’t stop yapping about the built-in pouch made from mesh, the cooling waistband, and how it was more durable than MicroModal, whatever that means. I’m just a simpleton, but even I could understand that these undergarments were quick drying and moisture wicking after he explained how the cooling minerals were integrated to create the best cooling boxer briefs. The ol’ ball and chain was complaining that I adjust my trouser varmint too much, so I skedaddled to the mercantile to snag The Polar Pair™ Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and haven’t looked back since. I reckon I might even get a pair for my horse if they made 'em that big. Anyways, sorry to chew yer ear off friend. Safe travels!

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Cooling Underwear that Keeps your Meat out of the Heat.

There’s nothing worse than a burnt space sausage, so we developed the best cooling boxer briefs in the entire milky way galaxy. We took our world famous Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and elevated them to a whole new level of cool. Meet The Polar Pair™. We may have requested some help from extraterrestrials, but we did our fair share of work by translating those crop circles into a blueprint for the breathable mesh fabric used on our cooling pouch underwear. Shinesty’s Ball Hammock® cooling underwear are like a portal that sends your little astro-nuts to the cool, weightless void of space. You must be wondering, does a cooling boxer protect against solar flares? Unfortunately not, even the best cooling underwear will disintegrate after being dosed with 800 picometers of pure sunshine.

Stop Burning your Meat, Slide your Meatballs into a pair of the Best Cooling Underwear.

It’s almost like having your dangling participle teleported to a galaxy of pure delight. If you’re in the heat it’s a no-brainer to snag some cooling underwear that will wick away sweat and actively cool your skin through cooling minerals integrated right into the brrr°™ fabric. Crush that yard work like never before knowing that SWASS is an issue of the past. Your grill game will never be the same, when you can 100% focus on getting the perfect char on that sweet T-Bone instead of worrying about charring your P-Bone. The Polar Pair™ cooling underwear are so chill you’d almost think they’re nihilist or something.

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