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Men's Christmas Party Clothing & Outfits

We may not be peddling donations or selling Michael Buble Christmas CD’s at hallmark, and we sure as hell ain’t pushing ugly Christmas sweaters that attract so little attention, you’re sending an Uber home early. Here, you’re gonna find yourself a full load of only the finest Christmas crap, ready to bust; Men’s ugly Christmas sweater suits and Christmas socks, men's Christmas boxers, men's Christmas onesies and just about any other men's Christmas gifts your heart could desire. These babies have few intentions, so making it past 11:30 on Christmas Eve means they’re headed straight to the bedroom floor, no questions asked. And if in the off chance your boss was a total dick and scheduled a meeting on Christmas, we've got you covered with men's Christmas suits that will have you sent home quicker than you got there.

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The Retro Logo | Socks Inspired By Playstation

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Men's PlayStation Onesie

The Button Masher | Onesie Inspired By Playstation

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$89.99
PlayStation Retro Pajamaralls

The Button Mashers | Pajamaralls Inspired By Playstation

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The Retro Logo | Hawaiian Shirt Inspired By Playstation

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$59.99
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The Loading Screen | Black And White Button-Up Shirt Inspired By Playstation

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Deer and black lab ball hammock boxer and thong pack

The Hunting Partners | Deer Boxer and Lab Thong Pack

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$40.99
The All Doved Up | Christmas Red Crane Kimono

The All Doved Up | Christmas Red Crane Kimono

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$69.69
The Ninja Bread | Men's Green Gingerbread Christmas Pajama Top

The Ninja Bread | Men's Green Gingerbread Christmas Pajama Top

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$29.99
Green Christmas pajama bottoms with gingerbread men

The Ninja Bread | Green Gingerbread Print Christmas Pajama Bottoms

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$49.99
The Quilty Pleasure | Mens Red And Green Quilted Christmas Pajama Top

The Quilty Pleasure | Mens Red And Green Quilted Christmas Pajama Top

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$29.99
shinesty red plaid christmas neck tie

Grandma's Quilt | Red Plaid Christmas Tie

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$10.99
Men's Big Knit Christmas Pajama Bottoms

The Quilty Pleasure | Mens Red And Green Afghan Christmas Pajama Bottom

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$49.99
The Lincoln Log Love Daddy | Men's Red Plaid Christmas Pajama Top

The Lincoln Log Love Daddy | Men's Red Plaid Christmas Pajama Top

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$29.99
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The Lincoln Log Love Daddy | Men's Red Plaid Christmas Pajama Bottoms

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The 50 Shades of Santa | Mens Blue Santa Faces Christmas Pajama Bottoms

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$49.99
The Christmas Tree Camo | Men's Christmas Print Pajama Top

The Christmas Tree Camo | Men's Christmas Print Pajama Top

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$29.99
The Christmas Camo | Men's Christmas Tree Print Pajama Bottom

The Christmas Camo | Men's Christmas Tree Print Pajama Bottom

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$49.99
Mens Navy Mating Deer Christmas Pajama top

The Caribou Lous | Mens Navy Mating Deer Fairisle Christmas Pajama Top

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$29.99
Mens Navy Mating Deer Fairisle Christmas Pajama

The Caribou Lous | Mens Navy Mating Deer Fairisle Christmas Pajama Bottom

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$49.99
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Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Boxer Thong Pack

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$40.99
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The Santa's Shiv | Candy Cane Christmas Turtleneck

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The Wood You Rather | Bark Printed Turtleneck

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The Mistle Head to Toe | Mistletoe Print Christmas Turtleneck

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The Bonus Room Quickie | Patchwork Christmas Tree Suit

The Bonus Room Quickie | Patchwork Christmas Tree Suit

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$99.99
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The Full Of Coals | Black Turtleneck

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$39.99
The Bonus Room Quickie Christmas Dress Pants

The Bonus Room Quickie | Quilted Print Christmas Suit Pants

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$49.99
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The Hickey Hider | White Stretch Turtleneck

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The Santa In Texas | Texas Christmas Suit

The Santa In Texas | Texas Christmas Suit

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$99.99
The Boston Banker Long Faux Fur Coat

The Boston Banker | Faux Fur Coat

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$125.99 $179.99
Santa is Bigger in Texas Christmas Dress Pants

The Santa In Texas | Christmas Suit Pants

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$49.99
Harder than a diamond men's suit pants

Harder Than A Diamond | NYE Diamond Print Pants

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Grandmas Giblets | Thanksgiving Suit

Grandmas Giblets | Thanksgiving Suit

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$99.99
The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Suit Quickshop Icon CHECK THIS OUT

The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Suit

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$99.99
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The Ball Droppers | NYE Art Deco Pants

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The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Pants

The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Pants

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The Fragile | Leg Lamp Christmas Suit

The Fragile | Leg Lamp Christmas Suit

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$99.99
The Fragile | Christmas Dress Pants

The Fragile | Christmas Dress Pants

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$49.99
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The Classics | Black Tuxedo Pants

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The Dapper Doily Christmas print blazer

The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Suit

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festive red suit for men

The Rockefeller | Tartan Plaid Tuxedo

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$249.99
Red and green print holiday suit pants

The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Suit Pants

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Solid Red Christmas Suit Pants for Men

The Red Hots | Solid Red Suit Pants

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The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Christmas Suit

The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Christmas Suit

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The Smoking Dens | Red Velvet Smoking Jacket

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$249.99
Scotch on the Rocks holiday plaid Christmas suit pants

Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Holiday Dress Pants

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The Smoking Dens | Red Velvet Suit Pants

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The Deck Yourselves | Holly Print Christmas Suit

The Deck Yourselves | Holly Print Christmas Suit

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Looking for an epic men's Christmas outfit for the holidays?

Why hello there young man. I see you have found our internet web page filled with funny Christmas outfits for men. Shinesty is not just a house for ugly Christmas wear, it is truly a home for party clothes. I can tell just from cyber-looking at you that you’re the kind of guy that doesn’t like to take the easy way out. When there is an office Christmas party, your attire is never subpar like Gary’s from accounting. You got rid of Grandpappy’s mothball sweater surprise years ago. You don’t mess with those massive discounted fake trees from Costco, you hit the road and chop down your own pine tree. So when it comes to Christmas clothes for men, you could never settle for one of those tired and old ugly sweaters when Christmas wear has been elevated to the level we have here. ‘Tis the season to get yourself one of these men’s Christmas shirts. We have patterned and plain turtlenecks to spice up that boring and basic button down. We’d suggest pairing the comfortable and fashionable shirt with a gold chain to really seal the deal. With holiday party clothes as loud as these, you’re going to need the proper audience to show off the apparel. Go ahead and gather all of your closest friends and family and throw the biggest holiday banger of all time. A strict and jolly dress code must be strongly enforced. You will dress to the nines in one of these Christmas printed suits and jaws will drop, eyes will weep, people will sing out with excitement. But don’t take my word for it, make it happen for yourself in one of these holiday themed outfits for men. Be prepared to receive endless compliments, jealous stares, and hundreds of phone numbers from eligible singles. 

Stay classy this winter with Men's Christmas Clothes

“There is nothing classier than a confident man in a perfectly fitted suit.” - Ghandi. Or was it Ryan Gosling? It doesn’t really matter who said it first, we believe in the power of funny, spirited, themed Christmas outfits for men. For years, Christmas wear was confined to the chains of the tired and stinky ugly sweater. Grandmother’s knit them until their fingers bled, and then department stores allocated millions to the mass development of kitschy phrases on subpar cotton. Men’s holiday apparel shouldn’t be so bland. They’re called ugly sweaters for a reason. (Although we must admit, this is corporate America, and if sweaters are your style, you can find some right here). Get yourself some Christmas clothes for men that stand out as prime party clothes. Introducing the men’s ugly sweater suit. We took all of the things you loved about those sweater patterns, and put them on much more flattering attire: a suit jacket with matching pants. Not to mention, we can complete your holiday suit with one of our men’s Christmas shirts. Pair the tailored suit with a printed turtleneck to raise the jolly levels to eleven. These Christmas clothes for men are unparalleled. With patterns like the bright and colorful Peppermint Pimp Cane, the classic plaid Lincoln Log Love Daddy, the ever-sensual Fragilé leg lamp, you are guaranteed to turn heads at every holiday gathering this season. Got a pretty lady by your side? Be the power couple of the holiday season with matching Christmas attire for couples.

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