Christmas Presents, White Elephant Ideas, and Gag Gifts
Pull my beard and call me Santa because I'm slinging Christmas presents for him, Christmas presents for her, mom, dad, the kids, you name it. I don't even care if you've been naughty, nice, or something in between, I've got Christmas accessories and holiday gifts for all the boys and girls.
I've got the elves pumping out so many stocking stuffers they've worked their little fingers down to the bones, it's honest pretty brutal, and it's all for you. Merry Christmas!