White Elephant Stocking Stuffers
Pull my beard and call me Santa because I'm slinging naughty stocking stuffers a...ll winter long. I don't even care if you've been naughty, nice, or something in between, I've got the perfect Christmas gifts for all the naughty boys and girls. I've got the elves pumping out so many stocking stuffers they've worked their little fingers down to the bones, it's honestly pretty brutal, and it's all for you. It's honest work and some elves gotta do it. Merry Christmas, assholes.