Pull my beard and call me Santa because I'm slinging naughty stocking stuffers all winter long. I don't even care if you've been naughty, nice, or something in between, I've got the perfect Christmas gifts for all the naughty boys and girls. I've got the elves pumping out so many stocking stuffers they've worked their little fingers down to the bones, it's honestly pretty brutal, and it's all for you. It's honest work and some elves gotta do it. Merry Christmas, assholes.

<p>Pull my beard and call me Santa because I'm slinging naughty stocking stuffers all winter long. I don't even care if you've been naughty, nice, or something in between, I've got the perfect Christmas gifts for all the naughty boys and girls. I've got the elves pumping out so many stocking stuffers they've worked their little fingers down to the bones, it's honestly pretty brutal, and it's all for you. It's honest work and some elves gotta do it. Merry Christmas, assholes. </p>

White Elephant Stocking Stuffers

Men's

Women's

Unisex

Gender

Long Johns - Pack

Men's Shorts

Onesies

Sunglasses

Swim Briefs

Beanies

Bikini

Boxers

Boxers - Brief

Boxers - Fly

Boxers - Long - Fly

Boxers - Trunk

Boyshort

Bralettes

Cheeky

Headbands

Hygiene

Socks - Ankle

Socks - Crew

Type

OSFA

Polarized

Tropical

Unscented

Size

Black

Blue

Green

White

Denim

Gold

Grey

Pink

Yellow

Color

New Year's Eve

Theme

Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Big Bang

Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Threat Level Midnight | Ball Hammock® Long Johns 3 Pack

The Threat Level Midnight

Glow In The Dark Constellation Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The Backcountry Bomber | Retro 70s Onesie

The Backcountry Bomber

Glow In The Dark Constellation Cheeky Underwear

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Cheeky Underwear

Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

The Best Base Layer | Ball Hammock® Long Johns 2 Pack

The Best Base Layer

Glow In The Dark Constellation Modal Bikini Underwear

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Modal Bikini Underwear

Glow In The Dark Constellation Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette

Glow In The Dark Constellation Modal Boyshort Underwear

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Modal Boyshort Underwear

The Spread Eagle

Black Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic Shorts

The Anti-Bounce | Black Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic Shorts

The Anti-Bounce

White Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks

The Cloud 9 | White Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks

The Cloud 9

Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs

Le Tits Now

White Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks

The Cloud 9 | White Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks

Grey Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic Shorts

The Junk Trunks | Grey Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic Shorts

The Junk Trunks

Blue and Gold Mirrored Macho Polarized Sunglasses

The Boatercycle | Blue and Gold Mirrored Macho Polarized Sunglasses

The Boatercycle

The Cornea Combusters | Red And Blue Revo Retro Macho Sunglasses

The Cornea Combusters

Happy Curves Comfort Cream | Sweat Defense And Odor Control Lotion

Happy Curves Comfort Cream

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief

The Daytona Dong Sarong | Denim Print Swim Brief

The Daytona Dong Sarong

The Backcountry Bomber | Ladies Unisex Retro 70s Onesie

White Elephant Stocking Stuffers

Modal Boxer Brief With Fly

The Big Bang

Modal Boxer Brief

The Big Bang

Long Johns Pack

The Threat Level Midnight

Modal Long Leg Boxer Brief With Fly

The Big Bang

The Backcountry Bomber

Retro 70s Onesie

Modal Cheeky

The Big Bang

Modal Trunk With Fly

The Big Bang

Long Johns Pack

The Best Base Layer

Modal Bikini

The Big Bang

The Big Bang

Glow In The Dark Constellation Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette

Modal Boyshort

The Big Bang

The Spread Eagle

Retro Ski Beanie

The Anti-Bounce

Black Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic Shorts

Crew Socks

The Cloud 9

Modal Brief With Fly

The Big Bang

Le Tits Now

Knit Headband

Ankle Socks

The Cloud 9

The Junk Trunks

Grey Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic Shorts

The Boatercycle

Blue and Gold Mirrored Macho Polarized Sunglasses

The Cornea Combusters

Red And Blue Revo Retro Macho Sunglasses

Happy Curves Comfort Cream

Sweat Defense And Odor Control Lotion

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief

The Daytona Dong Sarong

Denim Print Swim Brief

The Backcountry Bomber

Ladies Unisex Retro 70s Onesie