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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

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Description
I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern cheeky undies you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more other than advise you to be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations. Oh ya, and these bad boys glow in the dark. Could it get any better?

Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Soft & flexible waistband
  • No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener

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