Heel Hammock™ Super Stupid-Soft™ Socks
I’m gonna need a drumroll please because this is a BIG DEAL. This is the story of how Heel Hammocks™, the greatest socks known to mankind were born. One day, our CEO was in a very important business meeting. He was listening to his employees talk about how much Shinesty loves balls. We cradle them, we support them, we cherish them! All of the sudden, his stomach dropped. He said, “Wait, we care for balls, right?” Everyone confirmed, “Yes, of course, it’s our bread and butter!” He said, “ALL balls? What about the balls of your FEET!” Everyone was silent. How could we all have missed these extremely important balls!? It was time to make a change. Our CEO left the meeting and set out to create the most comfortable socks of all time so that we could provide support to ALL balls, from taint to toes. And thus, Super Stupid-Soft™ Heel Hammock™ ankle and crew socks were born. And now they are collected here for you to ooo and aaah over. It’s time to give in to your socks addiction.