Long Legged Boxer Briefs: You Can’t Go Wrong With Long
Do you shudder at the thought of wearing briefs? Are standard boxer briefs TOO standard for your taste? Do you think trunks are just a compromise between those other two styles you don’t like? Are you stuck wearing spandex bike shorts as underwear because every other cut feels too short? If you answered “Yes” to any of those questions, then we’ve got good news. Shinesty’s Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear. (By the way, if you answered “No” to any of those questions, we’ll still sell you Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear. We’re not picky.) Our men’s underwear with a longer leg provides 2.5 inches more thigh coverage. Why do you want that extra thigh coverage? That’s none of our business. But whether it’s for comfort or some weird sex thing, our Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear is here to help.
Praise For Shinesty Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
“I was nervous that these boxer briefs with long legs would be TOO long and I’d constantly be tripping over all the extra fabric. Fortunately they stop about 32 inches above my feet so it hasn’t been a problem.” - Milton Alias
“I never skip knee day at the gym, but I always skip thigh day. These boxer briefs with longer legs are the perfect solution for hiding my scrawny chicken thighs while showing off my jacked patellas.” - Doug Fakename
“I’m a big and tall guy so I bought some Shinesty big and tall long leg boxer briefs. Simply put, they’re simply the best long leg boxer briefs EVER. But please don’t call me during dinner again.” - Garrett Pseudonym
“I’m confused. Shinesty’s Long Leg Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear has 2.5 inches more fabric on each leg, but costs the exact same as their standard boxer briefs. How is that possible? We’ll be launching an investigation immediately.” - The IRS