The Threat Level Midnight
Black Ball Hammock® Long Boxers
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Introducing the most comfortable pair of black underwear to ever exist. I'm serious. You may expect this pair of solid Ball Hammock® with 8.5" long legs to be like any other pair of underwear, but you'd be wrong. Our designers won't disclose what they did to make these the most comfortable pair of long leg plain black boxers on earth, but trust me, they are.