Tis The Season To Look Jolly: Festive Christmas Outfits For Couples

I hate to break it to you, but if you and your SO are opening presents while both wearing pajamas and baggy t-shirts, that doesn’t count as a matching Christmas outfit for couples. Nothing makes your holidays Instagram worthy quite like Christmas outfits for couples. It’s physically impossible to look unhappy while wearing fun matching looks on Christmas. Seriously, you could be getting a divorce on December 26th, and your friends would be shocked. “But they looked so happy all month long in their Christmas couple outfits. What a shock!” It’s like the saying goes, “The Couple Who Matches Together, Dispatches Together…The Rumors That Things Are On The Rocks.” So whether you’re a couple who’s madly in love, or a couple who’s just plain mad, make this holiday season one to remember with a couples matching Christmas outfit.

Enjoy the Mistletoe a little more this holiday season in funny Christmas Outfits for Couples

When it comes to interpreting our desire to wear Christmas matching outfits with our S.O., we may not ever manage to be as sexually fucked up as Sigmund Freud, but we do know a thing or two about what gets the love juices flowing. First and foremost, we know for a fact that laughter is a foolproof aphrodisiac. It doesn't matter what you're laughing at as long as you're both having a good time. Second, there's something provocatively primal about marking your better half to keep other suitors at bay. That magical combination of festive chuckles and consensual holiday exhibitionism is enough to consider wearing couple Christmas outfits, a very cozy form of foreplay, but our analysis of these unassumingly erotic wearables doesn't end there. Adventurous couples can play their matching game at a deeper level when a set of his and hers Christmas outfits is just part of their matching Christmas costumes. And that's what we call the most wonderful time of the year.