Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1BUST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
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Mens red and black plaid buffalo check party suit
$99.99
The nutcracker seamless thong
$14.99
The nutcrack-him
$25.99
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Description
Lumber Jack, meet Lumber Jill. Based on your mutual affinity for impressive wood and red and black holiday plaid garments, you're the Christmas power couple the world needs but doesn't deserve. Wrap yourself up like a present and you'll be shouting "TIMBER" before the party is over in a buffalo check Christmas dress. Because everyone who sees you is going to FALL for your stunning holiday style. Cheesy? Maybe. Christmas as fuck? Definitely. Get the matching suit here.
Product Details
100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable
Pockets. You're welcome.
Above the knee skirt, tie waist
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Description
Lumber Jack, meet Lumber Jill. Based on your mutual affinity for impressive wood and red and black holiday plaid garments, you're the Christmas power couple the world needs but doesn't deserve. Wrap yourself up like a present and you'll be shouting "TIMBER" before the party is over in a buffalo check Christmas dress. Because everyone who sees you is going to FALL for your stunning holiday style. Cheesy? Maybe. Christmas as fuck? Definitely. Get the matching suit here.
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Product Details
100% mid-weight polyester crepe
Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style