THE NINJA BREAD | GREEN GINGERBREAD MAN TURTLENECK DRESS

This gingerbread man Christmas turtleneck dress is extremely ironic. The cute little gingerbread men are practicing karate. They are working their way up to a black belt and are so innocent and sweet. The pattern is wholesome, but the utility is far from it. 

Let me paint a picture for you. You're single, home for the holidays, and something about sneaking around your childhood room with your high school fling is quite arousing. One thing leads to another and you've got a neck full of hickies. Good thing you thought about this in advance and chose a green Christmas turtleneck dress. You won't have to awkwardly wear a decorative scarf at the family dinner table, we've got you and those love marks covered. Dress for style and dress for utility. Happy Holidays.