The CenterpiecePoinsettia Ugly Christmas Suit
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DescriptionThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious be...havior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this suit. P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.
- Slim fit blazer
- Size up if in between sizes
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels & collar, along with horsehair-canvas internal structuring
Matching Styles Available.
Fit: True to Size