We didn't just whip up the Christmas tree camouflage suit so you could win best dressed at the 7th annual Cubicle Christmas Celebration. We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins, crazy alcoholic uncles, and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends. Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away. That's where the camo comes in. Slip this baby on, stand near a Christmas tree and treat yourself to so much needed peace and quiet. You deserve it.