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The Mascot eagle printed socks

The mascot eagle printed socks

american flag bald eagle kimono robe

American flag bald eagle kimono robe

The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights


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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal


3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription


keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


If you could...would you add 2.5 inches down there? Ya, we knew your answer would be yes. Ours is too. That's why we took our best selling pair of USA themed Ball Hammocks and gave it an 8.5 inch inseam. This eagle is looking for a pole. Give it a place to perch in these Mascot long leg Ball Hammocks.


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