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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription

8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern long leg Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.

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