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Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
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DescriptionI bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellatio...ns instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.
Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)