THE BOATERCYCLE | BLUE AND GOLD MIRRORED MACHO POLARIZED SUNGLASSES

Nine out of ten eye doctors recommend these polarized Revo lens sunglasses. They're sexy and versatile, sporty and chill, blue and gold mirrored shades. And for that, we think it's only fair that we explain what happened with that 10th doctor... After getting kicked out of DeVry Online, he finished up his degree in Panama. Speaking no Spanish, he wrote a controversial dissertation titled, "Donde Esta La Biblioteca?" After blinding several people and being run out of Panama, he caught a boat back to the States. While in international waters, he was taken captive by pirates. It was at this time that he was selected to rate these stunning sunnies. We still haven't heard back. Thus the 9 out of 10.