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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription

8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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$1,000,000 Reward

Old Saint Nick

Wanted DEAD OR ALIVE  for criminal sacketeering and crimes against elf-kind. Last spotted wearing nothing but this pair of Mugshot Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly.

Known aliases are “Old Saint Dick” and “Krispy Kringleton”.


If you have any information regarding his whereabouts please contact the North Pole Sheriff's Office at 1-808-MAN-HUNT.


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