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The Blitzened

Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Blitzened | Reindeer Beer Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
reindeer mens boxers
naughty reindeer boxers for men
comfortable mens boxers
breathable soft boxers
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There’s a reason Rudolph has to guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve: Because all the other reindeer are hammered. Like a drunk dad who really shouldn’t be on a ladder right now, the reindeer on this Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear are tangled up in lights and on Christmas morning will be receiving a...
Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

A close up of a heather gray pair of Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear.

The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic


These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

A the lower half of a man in red Shinesty Standard Ball Hammock boxers on a lavendar background

The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)

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