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The Geriatric
One Piece Swimsuit
The Geriatric
One Piece Swimsuit
Measurements reflect garment dimensions.
All units are in inches.
Please use this
chart as a general guide as
measurements are approximate.
Measure yourself around the
fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under
the arms and across the back.
Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.
Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.
The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.
The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.
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