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The Geriatric

One Piece Swimsuit

The Geriatric | One Piece Swimsuit

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

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Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Blue one piece for women

Sexy one piece swimsuit

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Sexy one piece bikini blue

Blue one piece for women

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Blue one piece for women

Sexy one piece swimsuit

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Sexy one piece bikini blue

Blue one piece for women

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Blue one piece for women

Sexy one piece swimsuit

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Sexy one piece bikini blue

Blue one piece for women

Blue pattern one piece swimsuit

Blue one piece for women

Sexy one piece swimsuit

The Geriatric

One Piece Swimsuit

Description

The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.

Product Details

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

Description

The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatric. It's the best part of retirement between your legs.

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Product Details

Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
Brand: Shinesty

Read More

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