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Sloths are the slowest mammals on the planet. But if there's one thing they're quick at, it's sex. Seriously, it takes them 5 seconds, including foreplay, to get off. So, next time you're a one-pump-chump and hear, "That was the quickest orgasm on the planet," inform your partner otherwise. And, hey, it can be quick and sexy, just like the quick and sexy sloth.

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  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
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