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The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men'S Swim Brief
The Quick And Sexy Sloth
Men'S Swim Brief
Sloths are the slowest mammals on the planet. But if there's one thing they're quick at, it's sex. Seriously, it takes them 5 seconds, including foreplay, to get off. So, next time you're a one-pump-chump and hear, "That was the quickest orgasm on the planet," inform your partner otherwise. And, hey, it can be quick and sexy, just like the quick and sexy sloth.
Sloths are the slowest mammals on the planet. But if there's one thing they're quick at, it's sex. Seriously, it takes them 5 seconds, including foreplay, to get off. So, next time you're a one-pump-chump and hear, "That was the quickest orgasm on the planet," inform your partner otherwise. And, hey, it can be quick and sexy, just like the quick and sexy sloth.
Robert H.
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