Welcome to the rubbing ridge, the smushy shores, the missionary mountains... Wha...t ever you want to call it, you've made it to quite possibly the hottest page on the internet... And no, we're not even a porn site. Introducing our pre/post coital party kimonos, ready to gently stroke you're body after your bodies been gently stroked. Here you'll find everything from floral kimonos to Japanese robes for fuggin', plus velour robes and beach kimonos for freaking. Kimono cover ups for when things get freaky. I presume you could wear a pink kimono if you were fracking, but we don't recommend it (shit gets greasy, kimono slides down, you're pink bits get over exposure poisoning).