Welcome to the rubbing ridge, the smushy shores, the missionary mountains... What ever you want to call it, you've made it to quite possibly the hottest page on the internet... And no, we're not even a porn site. Introducing our pre/post coital party kimonos, ready to gently stroke you're body after your bodies been gently stroked. Here you'll find everything from floral kimonos to Japanese robes for fuggin', plus velour robes and beach kimonos for freaking. Kimono cover ups for when things get freaky. I presume you could wear a pink kimono if you were fracking, but we don't recommend it (shit gets greasy, kimono slides down, you're pink bits get over exposure poisoning).

Silk Robes

Unisex

Women's

Men's

Gender

Robes

Kimonos

Type

XS/S

L/XL

XL/2X

Size

Black

White

Color

Christmas

Theme

The Cappuccino | Holiday Tartan Plaid Long Modal Robe

The Cappuccino

The Cappuccino | Holiday Tartan Plaid Short Modal Robe

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Long Modal Robe

The Threat Level Midnight

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Short Modal Robe

The Western Wonderland | Western Toile Long Modal Robe

The Western Wonderland

The Western Wonderland | Western Toile Short Modal Robe

The Daddy Claus | Red Santa Christmas Kimono

The Daddy Claus

The Daddy Claus | Ladies Unisex Santa Christmas Kimono

The Tamer

The Mile High Club | Rust Orange Embroidered Terry Cloth Robe

The Mile High Club

The Tamer | Ladies Unisex Tiger Print Satin Kimono