The Daddy Claus
Ladies Unisex Santa Christmas Kimono
Put this Santa Claus women's Xmas kimono at the top of your holiday wish list. You deserve the absolute best and since you're not going to get that pony you've wanted since you were 6, this is your best bet. Plus it comes with a lot of bonus gifts: Comfort, style, authority, confidence, respect, power, and a ton of right swipes. You're gonna look amazing in this festive red kimono. Maybe give us a call some time.