Super Fuggin' American Overalls
Odds are you don’t have many red, white, and blue overalls, but you best bet your bucksnot it’s time to change that and experience the sexually liberating freedom of comfort this magnificent men’s and women’s fashion staple provides. You already share their affinity for homemade jerky, boobs, and spontaneous chants of “USA! USA!” so take a cue from legendary American fashion heroes Ricky Bobby and the West Virginia Ninja and slide your fine American ass into a pair of USA overalls.
American Flag Overalls for more than ninjas and NASCAR
Not badass enough, you say? Not “America” enough for you? It might interest you to learn that these American flag overalls were inspired by a vision of none other than Chuck mother flipping Norris and Ruth Bader Ginsburg wearing red, white, and blue USA overalls and racing grizzly bears through the Grand Canyon. The race was a tie, and was followed by a celebratory BBQ with an obnoxiously elaborate fireworks display. It doesn’t get more “America” than that. So just relax, baby. Go ahead and strap one on in the name of freedom. We’ll hold your beer.