Either you just fell in love with these American flag overalls or you just threw up in your mouth. There's no in between. These make the Ringling Brothers harder than Plymouth Rock. The only place I see these fit for are the Fourth of July, my birthday, Jesus' birthday, and a county fair.
You could probably show up at your family's reunion in them too, if you're from MO or Alabama. Hell - you could go as far north and west as Yosemite and you'd still be in the clear.