THE SCREAMIN EAGLES AMERICAN FLAG OVERALLS

Either you just fell in love with these American flag overalls or you just threw up in your mouth. There's no in between. The Screamin Eagle American flag overalls for men make the Ringling Brothers harder than Plymouth Rock. The only place I see these fit for is the Fourth of July, my birthday, or a county fair, which basically means anything because last years birthday celebration turned into an orgy with a rowdy group of Swedish swingers....

Anyway, you could probably show up at your family's reunion in these USA overalls too, if you're from Missouri or Alabama. Hell - you could go as far north and west as Yosemite and you'd still be in the clear.