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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Clothes. They’re what separate us from the animals. And now that you’ve discovered our men’s collection, you can finally purchase some clothes to call your own. Name a body part and we’ll help you cover it. Legs? We’ve got pants for that. Torso? We’ve got shirts for that. Your entire face? Well I guess you could stick your head in the leg of some underwear. Point is, take a few minutes to look around and you’re gonna find something you like. That’s because our men’s apparel manages to be stylish, fun, and sometimes a little raunchy, all while maintaining an exceptional standard of quality. If we wouldn’t wear these outfits ourselves, then we wouldn’t sell them to you. To be clear, you’re buying new clothes. We haven’t actually worn the clothes that get shipped to you. Whether you’re dressing for a formal night out, or a relaxing evening in, we’re your one stop shop for all your apparel needs. These bold clothes are sure to turn heads, sometimes even your own when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and see how damn sexy you look right now. </span></div>
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  Clothes. They’re what separate us from the animals. And now that you’ve discovered our men’s collection, you can finally purchase some clothes to call your own. Name a body part and we’ll help you cover it. Legs? We’ve got pants for that. Torso? We’ve got shirts for that. Your entire face? Well I guess you could stick your head in the leg of some underwear. Point is, take a few minutes to look around and you’re gonna find something you like. That’s because our men’s apparel manages to be stylish, fun, and sometimes a little raunchy, all while maintaining an exceptional standard of quality. If we wouldn’t wear these outfits ourselves, then we wouldn’t sell them to you. To be clear, you’re buying new clothes. We haven’t actually worn the clothes that get shipped to you. Whether you’re dressing for a formal night out, or a relaxing evening in, we’re your one stop shop for all your apparel needs. These bold clothes are sure to turn heads, sometimes even your own when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and see how damn sexy you look right now.   
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  If you’re the life of the party kind of guy, you’ve just struck gold with the fabric equivalent of your personality. This webpage is here to serve you the perfect party clothes for guys. You never drop the ball with your johmkes or what you wear, and we are here to continue the fantastic tradition with clothing that likes to party. If you’re looking for party clothes, men tend to gravitate towards the suits, hawaiians and accessories we have to offer. Let me give you some ideas of where you can rock some men’s party clothing. Do you have a backyard BBQ coming up? Will there be drinking involved? How about throwing on one of these comfortable hawaiian shirts with a built-in drink pocket? Do you have an occasion that’s a little bit more   formal? Let’s put you in one of our suits. We have hundreds. Literally. If you just need a daily reminder to the common p...

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  Oh baby, you just stumbled upon the best party outfit that money can buy (unless you're more of a birthday suit kinda partier). These going out outfits have been purposely curated for your viewing and purchasing pleasure. You could easily wear something in your closet, but no one will drool at the sight of you walking in, so get some party clothing that drops jaws.  

Party Outfits & Clothing

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<span>How do we create underwear that support a man’s scrotum? Well, these </span><span><span style="font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, 'San Francisco', Roboto, 'Segoe UI', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;" face="-apple-system, system-ui, San Francisco, Roboto, Segoe UI, Helvetica Neue, sans-serif">men's pouch underwear feature extra space and support from below, plus our purpose-built hammock pouch to keep your bits right where they should be (out of the grundle). They’re kind of like a push up bra for your balls…only these you’ll want to wear all day, every day.</span></span>
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  Men's Health calls them "The Most Comfortable Underwear You'll Ever Wear” and with over 1000 5-star reviews and counting, they’re not alone.   
     
 
 The secret   to these   ball pouch boxer briefs is   our proprietary   Ball Hammock ® pouch technology that gives your boys the extra space they need to stay comfortable and adjustment-free, all damn day. 
 
     
 
 How do we create underwear that support a man’s scrotum? Well, these    men's pouch underwear feature extra space and support from below, plus our purpose-built hammock pouch to keep your bits right where they should be (out of the grundle). They’re kind of like a push up bra for your balls…only these you’ll want to wear all day, every day.  
 
     
   Are our men's underwear with a pouch for your balls the best  testicular support underwear out there? You tell us. If you don’t love them and feel like your balls have been cradled by a cloud, we’ll give you your money back. All of it.   
      
      
    
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  Why choose Men's Pouch Underwear from Shinesty?  
 Choosing to wear regular men’s boxer briefs instead of Ball Hammocks ® , ball supporting underwear is like choosing to adopt a "domesticated" white tiger instead of a miniature Golden Doodle. It sounds like it’ll probably be fine, but it’s actually kind of dangerous.  
  Think about men’s pouch underwear like this: You wouldn’t toss fresh eggs in your shopping cart without an egg carton, all willy nilly. You wouldn’t carry a pair of bulging water balloons loose in your pocket with a set of keys, would you? Of course not. So why would you put your delicate happy sacks in anything other than men’s sexy underwear with a special pouch for your balls? Your man nuggets will laugh maniacally with delight when you place them in their very own hammock pouch, far away from the sweaty magnetic pull of your upper thigh and safely out of harm’s way.  
 Besides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking, micro-modal Ball Hammock  ...

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  Attention ladies of all ages, please exit the vehicle as your stop has arrived. Welcome to the hand-picked collection of women’s apparel in every shape, color, size and material. The outfit possibilities are seemingly endless here. I mean, just look at how many pages you can go through! Amazing! Whatever you’ve got planned, we guarantee you can find something sweet or spicy on this page. If you need to overhaul your underwear drawer, you’re in the right place. Pick from four different styles: the no-show thong, sassy cheeky, sweet bikini or full-coverage boyshort. Pair those prints with the matching, adjustable, wire-free, padding-free bralette. Now that you’ve got your 2nd and 3rd bases covered, let’s check out some things you can wear over those women’s undies. It’s time to get cozy. Lounge around the house in PJ’s that are so comfy, you just might go narcoleptic. Pick from two piece sets, onesies, kimono robes and Pajamaralls™ (pajamas + overalls = Pajamaralls™). Now that you’re well rested and feeling like a spring chicken, it’s time to hit the town. Get festive and formal in women’s classy outfits. Choose from our adjustable wrap dresses, reversible neckline skater dresses, elegant midi dresses, jumpsuits and two piece pant suits or skirt suits. But that’s STILL NOT ALL! Don’t forget the holiday sweaters, Hawaiian shirts, swimsuits, ski suits, fur coats, and accessories to top everything off. And the best part? Almost every print has a men’s match so you can both win best-dressed at every function.  

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<p><meta charset="utf-8">Wanna know Victoria’s secret? She knows her women’s underwear can’t compete with our new seamless patterned ladies underwear. Ya, we said it. Shinesty officially has the hottest, sexiest cheeky, thong, bikini, and boyshort style underwear for women on the market. With all new designs you can go from feeling sexy in our cougar or kitty undies, adventurous in our nutcracker print, or as free as you can feel without free-balling in our patriotic American eagle panties. Plus, if you have a man in your life and wanna match to create some serious thunder down under we have matching Ball Hammock pouch underwear. Feeling extra saucy? Try out our <a href="https://www.shinesty.com/products/monthly-thong-subscription" title="women's underwear subscription" target="_blank">women's underwear subscription</a>. Your peach will thank you.</p>
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<p>Just kidding, please don’t eat these women’s undies for breakfast (or for any meal for that matter). This collection of undies is made to caress your booty in just the right way. Not every gal enjoys the same style of women panties, so we’ve created different cuts for different butts. You choose the cut of underwear that suits your tooshie best, and we’ll toss every hawt pattern we’ve got on that cut. Choose from four different options. Our thong is silky, seamless and never shows panty lines. Our cheekies are more sexy women’s panties with a higher fit on the waist and plenty of booty to go around. Bikini undies will give you that same higher waist fit but more bum coverage. And last but not least, the boyshorts will sit high on the hips and come down to cover every aspect of that booty.<br></p>
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<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This collection of cute women’s underwear is the type to make you do a double take in the m...

  Wanna know Victoria’s secret? She knows her women’s underwear can’t compete with our new seamless patterned ladies underwear. Ya, we said it. Shinesty officially has the hottest, sexiest cheeky, thong, bikini, and boyshort style underwear for women on the market. With all new designs you can go from feeling sexy in our cougar or kitty undies, adventurous in our nutcracker print, or as free as you can feel without free-balling in our patriotic American eagle panties. Plus, if you have a man in your life and wanna match to create some serious thunder down under we have matching Ball Hammock pouch underwear. Feeling extra saucy? Try out our  women's underwear subscription . Your peach will thank you. 
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  Cute Women’s Underwear: It’s What’s For Breakfast  
 Just kidding, please don’t eat these women’s undies for breakfast (or for any meal for that matter). This collection of undies is made to caress your booty in just the right way. Not every gal enjoys the same style of women panties, so we’ve created different cuts for different butts. You choose the cut of underwear that suits your tooshie best, and we’ll toss every hawt pattern we’ve got on that cut. Choose from four different options. Our thong is silky, seamless and never shows panty lines. Our cheekies are more sexy women’s panties with a higher fit on the waist and plenty of booty to go around. Bikini undies will give you that same higher waist fit but more bum coverage. And last but not least, the boyshorts will sit high on the hips and come down to cover every aspect of that booty.  
  Look Back At This Funny Women’s Underwear  
  This collection of cute women’s underwear is the type to make you do a double take in the mirror. Sometimes you’ve got sexy undies that make you feel sultry, other times you’ve got those period panties that really shoulda been burned years ago. But now, we’re offering you the best of both worlds. This collection of cute women’s underwear will not only make you feel hot as hell...

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  “After 3 kids I decided to take myself out of the gene pool. I got snipped and these underwear are the best support briefs for a vasectomy that I found. My nuts hurt feel like Edward Scissorhands had his way with me but these make it bearable. Plus, my wife looked at me in a whole new way when she saw the Eagle on my knob and how big they made my nuts look…just replaced my entire underwear drawer” - Peter M, 2 days post-snip  
  Shinesty Ball Hammock ® Support Underwear are designed to support, never smash, your nuts…just like your Urologist recommended. The Ball Hammock ® pouch technology keeps your pants plums upright and held tight so you can get rid of that old jock strap digging into your undercarriage. Plus, they’re made from 95% MicroModal, a.k.a. the second softest thing you can put your privates in, meaning sliding both baby balloons into these boxer briefs after your vasectomy will feel like resting your kumquats on a cloud. These are the best boxer briefs to wear every day before or after you get the snip.  

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<p data-mce-fragment="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">Oops! We’ve got some extras lying around so we’re cutting prices to clear out some space. Our warehouse is currently overflowing and that means you can turn our botched inventory spreadsheet into your big savings. Act now and you’ll get up to 60% off on select styles. And by styles, we mean all clothing. Because this sale encompasses everything. Men’s clothes. Women’s clothes. Outfits for very large babies. But don’t wait, because as soon as we sell enough of this stuff that it all fits on one shelf again, we’re cranking things back up to full price. That’s just basic supply and demand. We have a supply of products and we demand you buy them. (We skipped a couple Econ classes, but we’re pretty sure that’s the gist of it.) So start shopping and do us a huge favor by robbing us blind.</span></p>

  Oops! We’ve got some extras lying around so we’re cutting prices to clear out some space. Our warehouse is currently overflowing and that means you can turn our botched inventory spreadsheet into your big savings. Act now and you’ll get up to 60% off on select styles. And by styles, we mean all clothing. Because this sale encompasses everything. Men’s clothes. Women’s clothes. Outfits for very large babies. But don’t wait, because as soon as we sell enough of this stuff that it all fits on one shelf again, we’re cranking things back up to full price. That’s just basic supply and demand. We have a supply of products and we demand you buy them. (We skipped a couple Econ classes, but we’re pretty sure that’s the gist of it.) So start shopping and do us a huge favor by robbing us blind.  

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  Are you looking to pay full price for all your men’s clothing and underwear? Well first of all, it must be nice to be so filthy rich. But more importantly, that means this ain’t the page for you. This is the section where the rest of us shop. The bargain hunters. The thrifty purchasers. The people who don’t want to pay an arm and a leg to cover their arms and legs. Our men’s sale page is where you’ll find the high quality products you’ve come to expect but with prices that’ll make you think we made a typo. And maybe we did, so you better act fast before someone fixes the mistake! We’ve got new products going on sale all the time, so be sure to check back often. In fact, it’s probably better to be safe and just make this your new homepage.  
 
   
   

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<div style="text-align: center; width: 100%;"><span data-sheets-value="{&quot;1&quot;:2,&quot;2&quot;:&quot;We sell the most patriotic American flag clothing and apparel on Earth. Period. The only thing freer than our return policy is the good...

 
   
 
   
  We sell the most patriotic American flag clothing and apparel on Earth. Period. Why? Because every day is the 4th of July here in the good ol' US of A. The only thing freer than our return policy is America itself, and shrouding yourself in a red, white, and blue outfit. Need patriotic clothing for men like red, white, and blue suits, USA tanks, flag shirts, stars and stripes swim trunks, star spangled ski gear, and more? We got it. We also have USA clothing for women like patriotic USA shorts, bikinis, dresses, and tons o' American flag accessories. Basically we're saying we've got a metric fug ton of patriotic USA clothing that flag waving, red, white, and blue loving, patriotic Americans will love for Independence Day. Stuffed a lot in there didn't we. Yer welcome.  
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  Patriotic Party Apparel: A Year-Round Necessity.  
  It’s not that you should own patriotic party apparel for all seasons, you need to own it. Consider this quiver of USA clothing to be the white buffalo in your closet. They don’t come out often, but when they do, you’re doing more than causing heads to turn. From ski suits in the winter to swimsuits in the summer, we have a cataclysmic sensory overload of everything kick-ass and awesome about American Flag Clothing. We’re talking fireworks going off during the middle of a Freebird solo with flocks of bald eagles mating as you eat a funnel cake covered in maple bacon by the handful.  
  American Flag Accessories for All.  
  Get the picture? From hillbilly overalls to USA bro tanks and business suits and pants, this all encompassing category brings your wildest American themed dreams come true. It doesn’t matter if you drink White Claw or Bud Light, if you smoke Reds or American Spirits, if you wipe from the front or the back, we all have a spot at the American table and we should all own an American outfit. At the very least, your USA clothing will keep the other items in your closet in line, while standing for freedom.  
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<meta charset="utf-8"> <span>Let me set the scene this Christmas season, folks. You're pouring another glass of nog, gingerly fortifying it with a healthy long-pour of your favorite brandy, and then throwing an extra log or two or ten on the fire. There's no half-assing Christmas and there's no half-assing your Christmas outfits either. No sense in showing up to the office holiday party in your moth-ball-covered thrift store Christmas sweater, when Grant from accounting is rocking one of our Christmas clothes from Shinesty and will for sure pull more bitties than you. So check out the best Christmas attire on the web, which we packed full of ugly Christmas sweaters, Christmas suits, and much more. Now let's get weird &amp; wild in some Shinesty outfits for Christmas this holiday season.</span>
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   Let me set the scene this Christmas season, folks. You're pouring another glass of nog, gingerly fortifying it with a healthy long-pour of your favorite brandy, and then throwing an extra log or two or ten on the fire. There's no half-assing Christmas and there's no half-assing your Christmas outfits either. No sense in showing up to the office holiday party in your moth-ball-covered thrift store Christmas sweater, when Grant from accounting is rocking one of our Christmas clothes from Shinesty and will for sure pull more bitties than you. So check out the best Christmas attire on the web, which we packed full of ugly Christmas sweaters, Christmas suits, and much more. Now let's get weird &amp; wild in some Shinesty outfits for Christmas this holiday season. 
 
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  Christmas Clothes and Holiday Outfits for Men &amp; Women  
  Ah, the Christmas holiday season. There’s the never ending list of gifts to buy, the incessant bell ringing in virtually every parking lot in America, and all the festive holiday outfits we wear in order to demonstrate our forced overabundance of seasonal cheer. But who doesn’t totally love getting all dressed up in some wholesome, traditional green and red Christmas outfits and then traveling for hours through miserable weather and even more miserable holiday traffic to a distant relative’s house so we can disappoint the ones we love most while repeatedly answering the same three questions and snacking on questionable-looking room temperature foods? No one. No one totally loves that, because that sounds worse than awful.  
  Take the joy of the holidays back into your own hands when you show up in style this Christmas in a matching set of outrageous retro men’s and women’s Christmas clothes. While the rest of your extended family is getting unreasonably hyped up about their 14th annual ugly Christmas sweater contest, make your grand entrance wearing Christmas outfits so tacky, yet formal they’ll still be talking about ...

Christmas Outfits & Clothes

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  Can a funny suit really make a party better? Well, what’s the secret to a good party? Liquor. And creating a vibe where strangers can become fast friends. What’s the secret to getting a conversation started with a stranger? Liquor. And by showing people you don’t take yourself too seriously. Any one of the crazy men’s suits in this collection will signal to everyone around you that you’re a cool person who’s fun to be around. These funny suits don’t just make you the life of the party, they bring life TO the party. Our party suits feature over-the-top prints designed with special occasions in mind. Find the perfect look for the 4th of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, the Kentucky Derby, and whatever occasion you’d need to wear an orange and black tiger stripe suit to. Maybe you just made a huge donation to your local zoo and they’re renaming the big cats section after you or something. Look, man, I don’t know your life. Point is, no one’s gonna accuse you of being a wallflower in one of these cool suits. And if you want to be a little more subtle, check out our collection of solid color suits that will still turn heads with the wild lining hiding underneath.   

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<p data-mce-fragment="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">Not all men’s pouch underwear is created equal. Ball Hammock® pouch boxer briefs are like a King walking among men. This collection of pouch boxer briefs for men will welcome you into the world of scrotal serenity. Do you fear commitment? Don’t stress. This collection of Ball Hammock® men's boxer briefs are a great place to start your journey to nut Nirvana. Every pair of Ball Hammock® boxer briefs are equipped with a built-in pouch for your balls and are moisture wicking to keep you cool and dry. It may sound intimidating, but I can assure you that switching over to Ball Hammock® pouch boxer briefs will be the greatest testes decision you’ve ever made. The pouch lifts and supports the boys to keep them out of the terrible taint for all day comfort. Still afraid to commit? You can try your first pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear risk free. That means if you aren’t obsessed with the hammock technology, we will give you a 100% refund. You don’t need to get crazy and order a 5 pack of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, just try one single boxer brief here and see what you think. The thousands of 5 star reviews couldn’t all be wrong, could they? We’ll let you be the judge. Give a pair a shot and see if you can ever go back to baggy cotton underwear (we bet you can’t)</span></p>

  Not all men’s pouch underwear is created equal. Ball Hammock® pouch boxer briefs are like a King walking among men. This collection of pouch boxer briefs for men will welcome you into the world of scrotal serenity. Do you fear commitment? Don’t stress. This collection of Ball Hammock® men's boxer briefs are a great place to start your journey to nut Nirvana. Every pair of Ball Hammock® boxer briefs are equipped with a built-in pouch for your balls and are moisture wicking to keep you cool and dry. It may sound intimidating, but I can assure you that switching over to Ball Hammock® pouch boxer briefs will be the greatest testes decision you’ve ever made. The pouch lifts and supports the boys to keep them out of the terrible taint for all day comfort. Still afraid to commit? You can try your first pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear risk free. That means if you aren’t obsessed with the hammock technology, we will give you a 100% refund. You don’t need to get crazy and order a 5 pack of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, just try one single boxer brief here and see what you think. The thousands of 5 star reviews couldn’t all be wrong, could they? We’ll let you be the judge. Give a pair a shot and see if you can ever go back to baggy cotton underwear (we bet you can’t)  

Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs for Men

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 The secret   to these   ball pouch boxer briefs is   our proprietary   Ball Hammock ® pouch technology that gives your boys the extra space they need to stay comfortable and adjustment-free, all damn day. 
 
     
 
 How do we create underwear that support a man’s scrotum? Well, these    men's pouch underwear feature extra space and support from below, plus our purpose-built hammock pouch to keep your bits right where they should be (out of the grundle). They’re kind of like a push up bra for your balls…only these you’ll want to wear all day, every day.  
 
     
   Are our men's underwear with a pouch for your balls the best men's underwear out there? You tell us. If you don’t love them and feel like your balls have been cradled by a cloud, we’ll give you your money back. All of it.   
 
     
 
 
     
 
 
   
 
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  Why choose Men's Pouch Underwear from Shinesty?  
 Choosing to wear regular men’s boxer briefs instead of Ball Hammocks ® , ball supporting underwear is like choosing to adopt a "domesticated" white tiger instead of a miniature Golden Doodle. It sounds like it’ll probably be fine, but it’s actually kind of dangerous.  
  Think about men’s pouch underwear like this: You wouldn’t toss fresh eggs in your shopping cart without an egg carton, all willy nilly. You wouldn’t carry a pair of bulging water balloons loose in your pocket with a set of keys, would you? Of course not. So why would you put your delicate happy sacks in anything other than men’s sexy underwear with a special pouch for your balls? Your man nuggets will laugh maniacally with delight when you place them in their very own hammock pouch, far away from the sweaty magnetic pull of your upper thigh and safely out of harm’s way.  
 Besides keeping your love spuds cool by cradling them in a moisture-wicking, micro-modal Ball Hammock  ® pouch , these men’s pouch underwear enhance the look of your package by keeping your meat and taters all on the same plate. Common reactions from luck...

<p>Hello couples. The first time I wrote about Shinesty's matching underwear, I was told by my boss it was "too explicit and sexually charged." I've been given another chance, so I'm back to tell you that this matching couples underwear is NOT going to turn you and your significant other's sheets into a love tsunami of entangled sweaty bodies. I will also point out that you SHOULDN'T spend 30 minutes before and after slipping these on to limber up and extinguish any open flames. Okay, I'm done. Now, for my sake, go get some matching underwear and get your freak on!</p>
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<h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">Couples matching underwear makes the day more intimate than night</span></h2>
<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">How can you tell the stability of someone’s relationship? Is it by their words of affirmation? Is it by the little things like holding the door open for each other? I think it’s about what’s underneath it all - and I’m not talking metaphorically. Couples matching underwear is a little thing for your big thing. It doesn’t matter what the pattern is, it’s about the ability to agree and adapt. Maybe one day, she wants to wear peacock underwear. Being that you’re a couple, you happily abide and wear peacock matching undies. Maybe he wants to wear an eagle with an American flag print around the back, he’s your man and you’re proud of it, patriotic matching </span><span style="font-weight: 400;">panties it is. This couples matching underwear set is an incredible way to always feel close to your better half, even if you’re at the in-laws house and you know you won’t be seeing each other naked for the duration of your stay.</span></p>
<h2><span style="font-weight: 400;">Make the other swingers jealous with underwear sets for couples</span></h2>
<p>You show up to a swingers party with your better half and a pair of matching undies. Neither of you have been to a swingers party but you were invited by the other couple you hang out with regularly. Fortunat...

 Hello couples. The first time I wrote about Shinesty's matching underwear, I was told by my boss it was "too explicit and sexually charged." I've been given another chance, so I'm back to tell you that this matching couples underwear is NOT going to turn you and your significant other's sheets into a love tsunami of entangled sweaty bodies. I will also point out that you SHOULDN'T spend 30 minutes before and after slipping these on to limber up and extinguish any open flames. Okay, I'm done. Now, for my sake, go get some matching underwear and get your freak on! 
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  Couples matching underwear makes the day more intimate than night  
  How can you tell the stability of someone’s relationship? Is it by their words of affirmation? Is it by the little things like holding the door open for each other? I think it’s about what’s underneath it all - and I’m not talking metaphorically. Couples matching underwear is a little thing for your big thing. It doesn’t matter what the pattern is, it’s about the ability to agree and adapt. Maybe one day, she wants to wear peacock underwear. Being that you’re a couple, you happily abide and wear peacock matching undies. Maybe he wants to wear an eagle with an American flag print around the back, he’s your man and you’re proud of it, patriotic matching   panties it is. This couples matching underwear set is an incredible way to always feel close to your better half, even if you’re at the in-laws house and you know you won’t be seeing each other naked for the duration of your stay.  
  Make the other swingers jealous with underwear sets for couples  
 You show up to a swingers party with your better half and a pair of matching undies. Neither of you have been to a swingers party but you were invited by the other couple you hang out with regularly. Fortunately, you showed up in couples underwear, so if things get a little kinky, the other attendees know who’s with who as indicated by your   couples matching underwear set . You arriv...

Couples Matching Underwear & Undies

Lucky you. You've found our most elite collection of underwear. These aren't just regular Ball Hammock® pouch underwear, thongs and cheeky underwear. This is a funny little compilation of our X-Rated patterns and prints. Our designers go above and beyond to give you dirty dogs new naughty patterns, and you eat them up, over and over again. We thought maybe we'd make a pair or two of these risqué patterns, but you've shown us that you will settle for nothing less than the most titillating designs our artists can come up with. Here's to those with their minds in the gutter, we see you, we love you, we are you, these are made just for you.

Funny X-Rated Underwear

<p data-mce-fragment="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">Most boxer briefs have two holes for your legs and one hole for your waist. But our Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs With Fly have all those holes AND MORE! One more, to be exact. Here’s how to find the bonus hole in your men’s underwear with fly: Step 1) While wearing the underwear, locate your penis. Step 2) That’s where the fly is. Why add a fly to our Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear? It’s all about having options in the bathroom. With a standard cut, you’ve gotta pull down the waistband to release your beast. This can cause elastic to stretch over time, as well as give the other guys at the urinals full view of your pubes. (Don’t kid yourself, they’re looking.) But for a more private urinary experience, Shinesty offers the best boxer briefs with fly. Simply snake your snake through the opening and you can get down to business with only your shaft dangling out there. There are so many benefits to this approach: 1) You don’t even have to unbutton your pants! Just lower the zipper and escort the little guy to the outside. 2) You can blow off manscaping for weeks and no prying eyes in the men’s room will judge you. 3) I can’t think of a third benefit right now, but I’m sure it exists. Wanna try for yourself? Shinesty offers the best men’s underwear with fly out there.</span></p>

  Most boxer briefs have two holes for your legs and one hole for your waist. But our Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs With Fly have all those holes AND MORE! One more, to be exact. Here’s how to find the bonus hole in your men’s underwear with fly: Step 1) While wearing the underwear, locate your penis. Step 2) That’s where the fly is. Why add a fly to our Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear? It’s all about having options in the bathroom. With a standard cut, you’ve gotta pull down the waistband to release your beast. This can cause elastic to stretch over time, as well as give the other guys at the urinals full view of your pubes. (Don’t kid yourself, they’re looking.) But for a more private urinary experience, Shinesty offers the best boxer briefs with fly. Simply snake your snake through the opening and you can get down to business with only your shaft dangling out there. There are so many benefits to this approach: 1) You don’t even have to unbutton your pants! Just lower the zipper and escort the little guy to the outside. 2) You can blow off manscaping for weeks and no prying eyes in the men’s room will judge you. 3) I can’t think of a third benefit right now, but I’m sure it exists. Wanna try for yourself? Shinesty offers the best men’s underwear with fly out there.  

Men's Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

<p data-mce-fragment="1"><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">Have you been sleeping in tuxedos and ball gowns all your life? Well have we got the product for you! We call them “pajamas” and they’re pretty much the most comfortable thing you can wear to sleep. Our adult pajamas are made of the softest fabric on this planet (or any other) ensuring a comfortable night’s sleep. In fact, you’ll fall asleep so fast after putting these on that it’s caused many states to enact laws prohibiting you from driving while wearing our pajamas. We guarantee that no matter how hard you try to stay awake, if you’re wearing our pajamas you’ll eventually fall asleep. “But my partner and I just wear sweatpants and old t-shirts to bed.” What kind of a sad, pathetic life is that? Bring some joy into the bedroom with our funny pajamas for adults. The fun patterns on our pajamas ensure you’ll fall asleep with a smile on your face. “But we don’t need adult matching pajamas. My partner and I sleep naked.” Look, I know you think it’s sexy to sleep naked but all you’re doing is drenching your sheets in ass sweat every night. Put on some pajamas for the love of god.</span></p>

  Have you been sleeping in tuxedos and ball gowns all your life? Well have we got the product for you! We call them “pajamas” and they’re pretty much the most comfortable thing you can wear to sleep. Our adult pajamas are made of the softest fabric on this planet (or any other) ensuring a comfortable night’s sleep. In fact, you’ll fall asleep so fast after putting these on that it’s caused many states to enact laws prohibiting you from driving while wearing our pajamas. We guarantee that no matter how hard you try to stay awake, if you’re wearing our pajamas you’ll eventually fall asleep. “But my partner and I just wear sweatpants and old t-shirts to bed.” What kind of a sad, pathetic life is that? Bring some joy into the bedroom with our funny pajamas for adults. The fun patterns on our pajamas ensure you’ll fall asleep with a smile on your face. “But we don’t need adult matching pajamas. My partner and I sleep naked.” Look, I know you think it’s sexy to sleep naked but all you’re doing is drenching your sheets in ass sweat every night. Put on some pajamas for the love of god.  

Funny Pajamas For Adults

<span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">There was a time in history when couples felt embarrassed to match each other. I know, it sounds completely ridiculous now when you’re staring at an entire collection of clothing dedicated to couples matching suits and dresses. This is your chance to be best dressed at whatever function you’ve got coming up. Homecoming? You’re bound to win King and Queen in a </span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">matching suit and dress</span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">. Prom? Obviously you’re gonna need to check out a </span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">couple matching suit and dress</span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;"> options here. These </span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">matching couple suit and dress</span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;"> options are perfect for fancy occasions like cruises, fundraisers, derbys, baby showers, weddings, theme parties and basically anywhere you go that has a dress code. If you’ve never been the life of the party, you will be now. These outfits have special abilities to inspire conversation, invoke free drinks and illicit jealous stares from people in boring attire. Take your pick from this array of formalwear made specifically with an event in mind. Transport yourself to a tiki bar with these tropical patterns. Feel a bit more understated (but still fabulous) in a simple print. Don’t forget the patriotic prints to turn yourself into a walking firework. Go all out for your next function with a </span><span style="font-weight: 400;" data-mce-fragment="1" data-mce-style="font-weight: 400;">couples matching suit ...

 There was a time in history when couples felt embarrassed to match each other. I know, it sounds completely ridiculous now when you’re staring at an entire collection of clothing dedicated to couples matching suits and dresses. This is your chance to be best dressed at whatever function you’ve got coming up. Homecoming? You’re bound to win King and Queen in a   matching suit and dress  . Prom? Obviously you’re gonna need to check out a   couple matching suit and dress   options here. These   matching couple suit and dress   options are perfect for fancy occasions like cruises, fundraisers, derbys, baby showers, weddings, theme parties and basically anywhere you go that has a dress code. If you’ve never been the life of the party, you will be now. These outfits have special abilities to inspire conversation, invoke free drinks and illicit jealous stares from people in boring attire. Take your pick from this array of formalwear made specifically with an event in mind. Transport yourself to a tiki bar with these tropical patterns. Feel a bit more understated (but still fabulous) in a simple print. Don’t forget the patriotic prints to turn yourself into a walking firework. Go all out for your next function with a   couples matching suit and dress  .  

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