Every mid 20 something knows the holidays are really for bumping uglies, not jingling bells (unless we're talking a couple of chestnuts). We've designed the wildest selection of Christmas kimonos and Christmas robes, coined pre/post coital Christmas kimonos, so you can keep rubbing until Rudolph runs out of red nose. Slip then on to slip them off, because the storm is coming and there's no better way to enjoy 5-8" than with a silky soft sex sheet.
There's no denying you're on the naughty list in these Christmas Kimonos
There is a reason why we call these Christmas robes pre/post coital kimonos. These silky smooth red, green and holiday themed kimonos were created with one thing in mind: looking damn sexy in the bedroom. Go ahead and throw out any lingerie you own, because once you slide into one of these winter kimonos, they will be the only thing that will turn you on. These mens and womens Christmas kimonos will get you into the holiday spirit with themes like the ever sensual Daddy Clause, and the mysteriously erotic Fragilé leg lamp. Although these silky robes will look amazing draping off of your shoulders, they are scientifically proven to look even better waded up on the floor of your bedroom. Get ready to have some sleepless nights gettin’ down in your childhood bedroom when you gift one of these kimonos to yourself this holiday season. Get in it, then get out of it as quickly as you can.
Christmas Robes to Keep You Warm this Winter
For those who want every moment of their holiday time off to be filled with cheer, we present to you the most comfortable Christmas robe of all time. These winter kimonos will keep you festive at all times of the day. Wake up in your printed Christmas pjs and stretch the sleep out of your limbs. Slip into one of these silky treasures to up your game. Make the neighbors jealous by enjoying your morning cup of joe out on the front patio. Your house is the sort that rivals National Lampoon’s, so shouldn’t your clothes be the same way? Once you get dressed for the day, the red and green kimono stays on, my friend. This holiday robe will dress up any outfit you’ve got. Establish superiority in the aisles of Trader Joe’s as your kimono catches a breeze behind you. You will inevitably turn heads and evoke jealousy in even the most confident of shoppers. Ride the day into night time when you slip into your evening’s best. Must I say it again? Keep the kimono on. Your dinner guests will notice your poise and confidence making them second guess their choice of wine they brought as an offering. Assure everyone around you that they too can be as comfortable and fashionable as you are in these men’s and women’s Christmas kimonos.
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