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Patriotic American Flag Onesies

You ever wondered what it feels like to be John Wayne’s gun, resting snuggly in his manly ass holster? Well, if you have then that’s super weird that we have the same dream. If you haven’t, these American Flag and red, white, and blue onesies will totally make you feel like something else, that isn’t fuggin’ weird as shit. Maybe you’ll feel like a newborn bald eagle hatching from its shell, or Kid Rock, totally not breaking flag code at the super bowl. Basically, whatever you imagine will become reality when you’re wearing one of these patriotic bad boys or my name isn’t John Wayne.

You ever wondered what it feels like to be John Wayne’s gun, resting snuggly in his manly ass holster? Well, if you have then that’s super weird that we have the same dream. If you haven’t, these American Flag and red, white, and blue onesies will totally make you feel like something else, that isn’t fuggin’ weird as shit. Maybe you’ll feel like a newborn bald eagle hatching from its shell, or Kid Rock, totally not breaking flag code at the super bowl. Basically, whatever you imagine will become reality when you’re wearing one of these patriotic bad boys or my name isn’t John Wayne.

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