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Men's American Flag Patriotic Apparel and 4th of July Outfits

Men's USA and American flag clothing and suits for letting people know you want to look formal, but you're here to party like a patriot. We've got American flag boxers for those red, white, and blue balls situations, patriotic shirts, tees, and button downs, along with USA jackets, shorts, and way more 4th of July outfits for men. It doesn't matter the need, this is America, we wear whatever we damn well please!

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American Flag Summer Suit for Men

The Merican Gentleman | American Flag Summer Suit By Opposuits

$99.99
American Flag Party Suit for Men

The Van Buren | Stars And Stripes Blazer & Tie By Opposuits

$99.99
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The Subtle Savage | USA Button Down

$64.99
Red white and blue swim trunks

The Reagans | Men's American Flag Patch Swim Trunks

$59.99
Men's Texas Blazer

The Lone Star State | Texas Flag Suit

$99.99
men's Elephant print republican blazer

The Grand Old Elephant | Republican Elephant Suit

$99.99
The Donkey-Print Democrat Blazer - Shinesty

The Democrat | Donkey-Print Democrat Suit

$99.99
The Madisons | Bright Blue Dress Pants

The Madisons | Bright Blue Dress Pants

$49.99
Men's White Suit by Shinesty

White Lightning | Mens White Suit

$99.99
The Sweet Barry Blue | Light Blue Blazer

The Sweet Barry Blue | Light Blue Suit

$99.99
Men's Red Suit by Shinesty

The Crimson Skin | Red Party Suit

$99.99
Men's American Flag Sleeveless Suit Jacket

The Tommy J | American Flag Print Sleeveless Suit

$69.99 $99.99
Blue USA basketball shorts

Kobe! | Blue USA Eagle Patch Athletic Shorts

$24.99 $49.99
USA red athletic shorts for men

The Florida Flip | Red Athletic Shorts

$24.99 $49.99
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Break Some Wind | Red, White, & Blue Quarter Zip Windbreaker Jacket

$49.99
Men's white basketball shorts

White On Rice | White USA Athletic Shorts

$24.99 $49.99
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The Weekend Dad | Red, White, And Blue Track Suit Jacket

$49.99
shinesty blue bow tie

Lil Boy Blue | Blue Bow Tie

$3.99 $7.99
red white and blue color block sweat pants

The Dirty Disick | Red, White, And Blue Track Suit Pants

$39.99
Navy suit pants with American flag lining

The Madisons | Navy Dress Pants

$59.99
USA swim pack

The Reagans | American Flag Swim Trunk & One Piece Pack

$119.98
Men's Seersucker Sleeved Button Down Shirt Quickshop Icon CHECK THIS OUT

The Skipper | Seersucker Button Up Shirt

$64.99
Blue Pinstripe USA Seersucker

The Baby Azul | Blue USA Seersucker Suit

$119.99
Burdundy american flag suit jacket

The Madison | Burgundy American Flag Suit

$149.99
How's Your Aspen | American Flag Ski Pants With Bibs

How's Your Aspen | American Flag Ski Pants With Bibs

$249.99
Mens Navy and Red Striped blazer with stars

The Shotgun Wedding | Star Print USA Suit

$99.99
Digital camo suit for men

The Urban Evader | Digital Print Camo Suit

$99.99
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American Thunder | Eagle Lightning Flag Kimono

$69.69
Men's american flag blazer

The Grey Madison | American Flag Lined Suit

$149.99
The Graying | Madison Grey Dress Pants

The Graying | Madison Grey Dress Pants

$59.99
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The Madison | American Flag Suit

$149.99
The Big Beard Abe Lincoln | Abe Lincoln Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear Quickshop Icon CHECK THIS OUT

The Big Beard Abe Lincoln | Abe Lincoln Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

$27.99
The Revere 2.0 | USA Custom Men's Ski Suit

The Revere 2.0 | USA Custom Men's Ski Suit

$349.99
Not a porn site red shinesty hat

We're Not A Porn Site | Shinesty Snapback Hat

$29.99
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The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt

$59.99
Red, white, and blue distressed flames

The Tuscaloosa County Line | Sleeveless Blazer

$69.99 $79.99
Shinesty USA retro snapback hat

The Snap Is Back | Shinesty Retro USA Hat

$29.99
Nascar Blue pattern sleeveless blazer for men

The Race Day Signatures | Sponsor Patch Sleeveless Blazer

$69.99 $79.99
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The Race Day Signatures | Sponsor Patch Hawaiian Shirt

$59.99
Blue Flames Sleeveless Blazer

The Flava Town | Sleeveless Blazer

$69.99 $79.99
Denim's Day Off | Denim Pattern Sleeveless Blazer

Denim's Day Off | Denim Pattern Sleeveless Blazer

$69.99 $79.99
Men's Blue America Print Suit Jacket

The Trail Blazer | Men's Light Blue Madison Suit Jacket

$199.99
Men's Grey America Print Suit Jacket

The We Mean Business | Men's Light Grey Madison Suit Jacket

$199.99
Men's Classy Blue Madison Dress Pants

The Trail Blazer | Light Blue Madison Suit Pants

$59.99
Men's Classy Grey Madison Dress Pants

The We Mean Business | Light Grey Madison Suit Pants

$59.99
Denim print swim brief

The Daytona Dong Sarong | Denim Print Swim Brief

$39.99
The Grand Finale | Fireworks Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear Quickshop Icon CHECK THIS OUT

The Grand Finale | Fireworks Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

$27.99
jean short swimsuit

The Jacksonville Jort | Denim Swim Trunks

$59.99
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Men's American Flag Apparel for the Fourth of July

Listen up, Americans. It’s time to whip your civilian asses into tip top party condition. It’s almost Independence day, and you’re on a mission to exercise your constitutional right of the pursuit of whatever gets your broad stripe and bright stars rising to full mast. Your orders are to seek and rescue patriotic clothing for men - we’re talking American flag pants, shorts, party suits, shirts, blazers, all kinds of outrageous men’s USA apparel - and use it as a tool to gain temporary security clearance for consensual intercourse with a fellow American of your choice.

American Made Men's Outfits for Men in America

Your aggressive willingness to expose yourself as an American flag-wearing, pro-exhibitionist patriot is imperative to your objective, citizen. Wearing regular, boring men’s apparel instead of a red white and blue 4th of July outfit could mean the difference between a failed mission and the coveted opportunity to risk 18 years of child support payments. You’re sure as shit no failure or else you wouldn’t be reading this, so tell me friend, are you ready to take the assignment?

On a Scale of One to America, How Fuggin' Great Will You Look in This American Flag Outfit?

Now that you’re committed to the mission, let’s recap: securing American flag clothing for men is the critical first step to going on a midnight ride like your fellow patriot, Paul Revere. He put his patriotic pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, but his dedication to patriotic clothing for men made damn sure the British weren’t the only ones coming.

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