Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Kinkiness
Breaking out the American flag clothes for women is kind of like giving a mouse a cookie. If you give a girl a comfy American flag dress, she’s probably going to want a festive red white and blue drink to go with it. Once she tastes the drink, she’s going to be ready for you to take her to a fourth of July BBQ where she will undoubtedly drip sauce on her patriotic clothes and have to change into another one of her 4th of July outfits for women before you to take her to a big fireworks show. All the huge fireworks exploding and dripping out of the sky will make her feel all passionate...about freedom. She’ll remember why she wore the outfit to begin with, so she’ll probably ask you to take her home and call her Mrs. President so she can exercise a little executive privilege. All that exercising can make a girl see stars, which will probably remind her of her favorite American flag party dress...
Women's American Flag Apparel for the Fourth of July
If circular children’s stories turned into kinky adult narratives don’t help you understand the sexual power that lies within patriotic clothes for women, look at it this way: women’s American flag apparel like a t-shirt, top, or dress takes you to a fashionably patriotic level of sexiness that falls somewhere between Monica Lewinski’s beret and Hilary Clinton’s American flag lapel pin.