American Flag Underwear

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Wear your heart on your sleeve and your patriotism on your junk with our collection of American flag underwear. Now you can live every day like it’s the 4th of July, minus the heartburn after your fifth chili dog. Even if you’re from another country, this collection still has plenty to offer you. Stripes are very slimming. Stars are fun for the astronomy buffs out there. And if you don’t mind me saying so, blue really brings out the color in your eyes. Even if people can’t see the pattern, they’ll know you’ve got on USA underwear by the confidence you exude as you walk by. And don’t worry, we looked into the legality and etiquette of putting the flag over your private parts. As long as the underwear never touches the ground, you’re in the clear. And if your privates hang all the way down to the ground, you’ve either got a 3 foot dick (congratulations by the way) or you’re an old lady with 4 foot long boobs (we’re all gonna be there eventually). So if you’re looking for a boost of pride in the morning when you slip into your underwear, America themed men’s or women’s undies are more than capable of delivering.