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Men's red, white and blue overalls


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Introducing The Mascot Ball Hammocks, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. So check out our American Flag Ball Hammock boxers, you will not be disappointed. 

Product Details

  • Ball Hammock support pouch
  • 3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
  • Moisture wicking & breathable
  • 4-way stretch
  • Anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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