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Introducing The Mascot ball hammocks AKA the eagle's nest, where your balls will rest from here on out. It's as if your boys are being gently coddled by the soft, nurturing touch of angel's wings. Your plums will feel like they've mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this case, the wings of a god-damn Eagle. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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