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Patriotic American Flag Jackets, Windbreakers & Vests

There’s nothing more gawd damn American than skiing naked. Unfortunately, laws are laws, and since you gotta wear a jacket or fleece instead of letting the meat fly, you better be doing it the right way. That’s plastering the good ol’ USA wherever and whenever you please, that's right, we're talkin' about Patriotic jackets. Here, you’ll find naked coverups like American Flag vests, USA jackets, American flag blazers and patriotic windbreakers, but also red, white, and blue tops that get the tiddies tingling.

There’s nothing more gawd damn American than skiing naked. Unfortunately, laws are laws, and since you gotta wear a jacket or fleece instead of letting the meat fly, you better be doing it the right way. That’s plastering the good ol’ USA wherever and whenever you please, that's right, we're talkin' about Patriotic jackets. Here, you’ll find naked coverups like American Flag vests, USA jackets, American flag blazers and patriotic windbreakers, but also red, white, and blue tops that get the tiddies tingling.

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Show Off Your Patriotic Side All Year.

American flag gear is more than July, it’s more than a summer fling, it’s a full time gig. We’ve unveiled an impressive array of American flag jackets, red, white and blue windbreakers and vintage patriotic vests. We’re not making these for our health, we’re making them for yours. Let’s say you’re a little chilly and you want to wear something that will warm you right up. You know what warms me the hell up? Freedom. You know what I put in my coffee in the morning to heat the innards? Eagle piss. Okay, that’s a lie. But, it’s metaphorically true. The next best thing to wrapping the flag around you are these patriotic jackets.

Common Misconceptions About American Flag Party Jackets & Vests.

Some may think the flag isn’t that warm. Let’s get a few things straight. First of all, these American flag jackets are not made out of B. Ross’ flag material. We had to say that because we’ll get a question about it down the line. Second, Washington’s troops were cold as shit when they were stationed in Valley Forge. Our American themed vests and jackets are inspired by their vigor and strength. If they could see these jackets, they probably wouldn’t like them. But, that’s because they wore breeches and waistcoats and had no concept of fashion. Forget the breeches, wear your American flag party jackets & vests this winter.

Don’t leave your patriotic windbreakers and USA themed vests in a box collecting dust. They deserve more than that. Bring them out for the world to see and show off your patriotic side all year round.

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