Apparently, the wild West consisted cowboys slanging revolvers and opium at each other like madmen. Obviously, this situation doesn't align with any typical western film, but history writes itself and I like my version the best. These men’s western underwear 3 packs will have you hootin' and hollerin' at the old country saloon, or wherever these bad boys take you.
But I digress. Cowboys didn't have miniature poodles or Ball Hammock boxer briefs and probably would have taken full advantage of the SWASS blocking micromodel material. But nope, they went with assless chaps instead.