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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

The dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL all-star game, you absolutely have to be swass free. With ultra-soft MicroModal material creating a bonafide concealed carry pouch for your glock, saving the world will come hand in hand with a moisture-wicked, uber-comforted grundle.

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Now Available with Fly! We listened.
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
  • Brand: Shinesty

      Shinesty Patented

      BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
      Boxer Micro Modal
      Boxer Subscription
      HOW THEY WORK:
      SUPPORTING
      Egg Hammock

      There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

      Boxer Rendering
      MOISTURE WICKING
      Moisture Wicking

      The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

      ENHANCING
      Bulge Enhancing

      Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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