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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

You love surprise parties and the feeling of your stomach dropping on a roller coaster. Excitement is basically your middle name which makes this surprise Ball Hammock boxer perfect for you. You live life on the edge, so why should your underwear be any different? Take a chance and get this mystery pair of boxers and get ready for scrotal serenity. P.S. If you order multiple pairs of these mystery boxers, you might get the same pattern. Don’t yell at us if this happens. Just accept what the boxer fairies want for your nuts.

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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