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UNCLE SAM ON YOUR D AMERICAN FLAG BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


    Description

    Have you ever been singled out by Uncle Sam's pointer finger that's been printed on a pair of American flag underwear? No, no you haven't. That's why we created these Uncle Sam patriotic ball pouch boxers.

    Other than their extreme softness and moisture-wicking technology, these red, white, and blue boxers are good for:

    • Starting U-S-A chants in inappropriate places
    • Refusing to drink IPAs out of respect for the Budweiser Clydesdales
    • Wearing comparable USA boxers from Shinesty.com -> Like these
    • Deciding to wear underwear for once

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