Here's the problem with St. Patrick's Day in the good ole U. S. of A.: people think that this holiday is actually celebrated by the Irish. News flash: it's not. Another issue we've got is that we think that all red heads MUST be Irish. Which is why we made these green St. Paddy's Ball Hammock boxer briefs with some random ginger on the crotch. We even dressed him up in a green top hat and bow tie to seal the deal. No one is bothering to question if this supposedly "famous" singer is of Irish descent because we can see that he's a fire crotch. No matter what I tell you, I know you're still gonna be chugging green beer on March 17th so you might as well wear these themed green boxers, regardless of the pictured man's heritage.