Take your chances wearing these neon green Pit Viper sunglasses to the Discotech. Everyone will want them, no one can have them. And when the bartender asks why you're wearing neon green retro sunglasses inside you look him square in his face and tell him "These aren't sunglasses, they're military grade mug magnifiers and they get the people going. You wouldn't understand". Dingus bartender doesn't realize the shrapnel coming from a Discotech dance floor, and definitely doesn't deserve to understand green splatter Pit Viper sunglasses. Shake him off, but tip him well. That was a pretty aggressive statement you just made.
But these aren't only for the Discotech. Grab the mirrored lens and you're deflecting more ultraviolet beams than 90 SPF sunscreen.