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These ball hammock boxers are shrouded in controversy. Some people see ghosts. Some people see sperm. Surprisingly, both are wrong. These are spermy ghosts... and no, the fabric isn't crusty.

These ball pouch boxers have a rich history. A history that wouldn't exist without sperm. Sadly, some could-be future children never reach their destination. They end up ruining tube socks, wasting mint-scented tissue paper, or clogging drains.

These purple spermy ghosts boxers are an ode to all the little guys that never made it out of the incognito tab.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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