Why'd we call 'em the Trial By Combats? Because that ancient law is actually still a thing and you need to know. No longer shall we pay our $25 late-parking fees, $75 drinking in public fines, or $125 public urination tickets. No. We fight. We'll ask for the age-old history of "Trial By Combat," where one man will stand, and the other will die, just as Abraham Lincoln agreed to as he chose to fight with a saber since he had a much bigger reach than his opponent.