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the pineapple willy hawaiian ball support boxer briefs

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We'll dive right into these briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your willy. What brings these together is a piece of modern-day technology the world isn't quite ready for. We're doing the lords work and it's kind of like having "a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint." Stop crushing the twins, will ya?

 

"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as if you're mounting the softest cloud that's ever been. One wearer said it "felt like a push-up bra for your balls," and we can agree with that. The hog hammock technology ensures peacocking comes second nature. 

 

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: 95% MicroModal 5% spandex
  • 4-way stretch allowing for comfort and mobility, light, breathable, and moisture wicking, made with smooth and soft natural fibers, resistant to shrinking and fading
  • Feels like you've mounted a cloud; the pouch is like a push-up bra for your balls. 

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We'll dive right into these briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your willy. What brings these together is a piece of modern-day technology the world isn't quite ready for. We're doing the lords work and it's kind of like having "a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint." Stop crushing the twins, will ya?

 

"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as if you're mounting the softest cloud that's ever been. One wearer said it "felt like a push-up bra for your balls," and we can agree with that. The hog hammock technology ensures peacocking comes second nature. 

 

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: 95% MicroModal 5% spandex
  • 4-way stretch allowing for comfort and mobility, light, breathable, and moisture wicking, made with smooth and soft natural fibers, resistant to shrinking and fading
  • Feels like you've mounted a cloud; the pouch is like a push-up bra for your balls. 
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We'll dive right into these briefs. Half of the name comes from pineapples and the other half comes from your willy. What brings these together is a piece of modern-day technology the world isn't quite ready for. We're doing the lords work and it's kind of like having "a dam that prevents your stones from rolling downhill into the terrible taint." Stop crushing the twins, will ya?

 

"What does it feel like?" you may ask. We can only describe it is as if you're mounting the softest cloud that's ever been. One wearer said it "felt like a push-up bra for your balls," and we can agree with that. The hog hammock technology ensures peacocking comes second nature. 

 

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