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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

We call them the heat seekers because...well, you it get...but the only thing these Ball Hammocks do is seek and destroy any chance of SWASS around your cruise missile and bomb bay doors. Your can thank our ultra-soft, breathable, naturally moisture-wicking MicroModal for that.

 

Product Details

  • Ball Hammock support pouch
  • 3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
  • Moisture wicking & breathable
  • 4-way stretch
  • Anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable, no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Materials + Care: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex. Machine wash delicate, hang dry.
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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