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If you wrap it, it will be unwrapped. That's the idea behind this red and green Christmas plaid blazer. Make it your mantra this holiday season and watch your dreams of kinky Christmas role playing come true when you dress up like a present and wait under the tree. Wear it with the matching pants and get to work disproving the myth that the best gifts come in small packages. 

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Product Details

  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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